Botman
by
Charles Proser
EXT. AERIAL - LOS
ANGELES - THE FUTURE
Above a massive automated
factory. In the B.G. downtown L.A. is topped by futuristic towers connected by
sweeping aerial ramps.
SUPER TITLES - L.
A. - DECEMBER 28, 1999 - POSITRONICS INC.
EXT/INT
FUTURISTIC ROBOTIC FACTORY
PRESIDENT-ELECT
TIM PAYNE, a tall, handsome, Kennedy-like politician tours a robot assembly
line in a cluster of aides and reporters. Secret Service men in dark glasses
move him along. A foreman leads the PresElect down the line of industrial
robots. He shakes hands with human workers, responds to questions shouted above
the factory din.
PAYNE
...Oh, AI,
Artificial Intelligence?
Well, that's a
very emotional issue.
An abrasive pug,
SAM NOTO, Payne's Chief of Staff, steps up.
NOTO
The Pres-Elect
will have a complete statement in his Millenium Speech. That's Friday night at
12:01... Three, Eastern Time...The year 2000!
REPORTER
But what is
your AI policy?
Payne gives a characteristic Reagan shuck
and jive gesture as
HIS POV
He scans the room and finds... A very pretty
WOMAN AIDE, CYBIL. His attention focuses in on her. She mouths a response.
Factory noise makes hearing impossible but...
PAYNE
Reads her, repeats perfectly; like he
just thought of it.
PAYNE
...very complex,
but...must be regulated and controlled.
REPORTER
Yes, uh...Mr.
President uh, exactly what does that mean?
TWO SHOT - CYBIL, PAYNE
She mouths, he receives and repeats.
PAYNE
Civil rights,
yes, human rights no.
REPORTER
But what exactly
does that..?
Abruptly, Payne turns to go, nearly bumps
into...
A (RO)BOT
HUMANOID MODELS stand in contrast to
mechanistic robot welders. One BOT appears nearly human. Repli-skin glistens
under oil and grease. But it's enslaved to a task, moving precisely to fit parts,
unaware... dumbly replicating Chaplin in Modern Times.
A laser shoots from its eye, engraving
serial numbers on parts.
BOT'S POV - ROBOTIC
LOW RESolution
images of parts move down a dark assembly line. Payne's hand flicks through the
frame then passes out.
ASSEMBLY LINE - PAYNE
is shocked by his face-to-face with this
modern galley-slave. Then a human worker sees Payne, nudges a friend, hums HAIL
TO THE CHIEF. The PresElect hears it, grins at them, waves. His hand brushes
the BOT'S shoulder. POP! A tiny FLASH,
a tingle.
PAYNE
Ouch!
The BOT twitches. A foreman rushes
forward.
PAYNE
It's nothing.
Little shock.
NOTO
Over here, Mr.
President...
A pause. Then he moves on, smoothly
providing photo ops.
FOREMAN
Check the grounding
on that one.
He kicks the robot. It works on,
unimpressed.
PAYNE
Moves on, waving, led by CamCrews,
trailed by print reporters. In the crush, he bumps into Cybil.
PAYNE
Oops! We must
stop meeting like this.
CYBIL
Sir, don't even
joke about it!
PAYNE
Relax. Even an
old pol can have an eye for a pretty
woman.
Payne puts his hand to his temple, dizzy
for a moment. Noto steps in, his back to Cybil. He moves Payne briskly away.
NOTO
Come Tim, let's
watch our visuals.
A hostile glance at Cybil. She turns,
bumps into someone.
CYBIL
Oh, I'm sorry.
She looks at the face. Handsome, but
devoid of expression.
CYBIL
(aside to herself)
Ah,...goddamn
bot!
She wipes bot grease from her blouse,
turns away. The BOT, once her shadow is out of his field, resumes his
repetitive task. The media gaggle moves on.
BOT POV - CU
But something is happening. The
restricted visual field EXPANDS. SOUNDS EXPLODE. Multispectrum VISUALS APPEAR,
RIPPLE, MIX.
THE BOT
shudders. His movements become jerky. An
acid rush of data assaults him. TOO MUCH INPUT! CIRCUITS OVERLOAD! He FREAKS!
The BOT turns, walks off the line. ALARMS
SHRIEK. LIGHTS FLASH. A chassis stops, waiting for the bot's installation. But the
line continues. A second chassis slams into the first. Then a third. In a
moment, CHAOS! Cybil turns, watches. Cameras roll.
Repairmen rush into the breech. Other
BOTS slip out of sequence. Welders clash, weldsparks arc to the ceiling.
Through the chaos, the BOT walks, serene. Cybil turns back, looks for...
NEXT ASSEMBLY POD - PAYNE
seems ill. Noto is all over him. Taking
him by the arm, Noto leads him away, speaking in his ear intently.
Behind, all hell breaks loose. CRASHES,
FLASHES, FLAME. SQUEALS of metal on metal. Smoke billows. TV crews hang back.
Cybil runs up to Noto. He responds angrily.
NOTO
What's going on?
CYBIL
Some bot went
crazy. Walked off. Screwed everything up.
NOTO
Get some tape on
it! Danger to the President. Great! We can use that!
CYBIL
Come on, guys.
Breaking News!
She grabs the camera crews, hustles them
away.
THE BOT - HIS EYES
once dead-fish, now spark with new
perception. He slowly cocks his head, the gesture...inquisitive, intelligent.
EXT. FACTORY
The PresElect's chopper idles.
EXT./INT. CHOPPER
They climb in. Noto waves Cybil away, but
Payne waves her on.
CYBIL
Are you hurt,
Sir?
PAYNE
No, dear. Just
tired.
CYBIL
You're bleeding.
He looks down. Blood runs down his palm
from a cut hand.
PAYNE
Oh, damn. My
suit.
Cybil pulls out a hankerchief, dabs at a
drop of blood on his thigh. She works at the blood furiously, wiping it away.
She looks up and sees Payne grinning at her. The moment has gotten too
intimate. He's amused. She looks over at Noto. He's not. Embarrassed, she hands
Payne the hankerchief. He wraps his hand.
PAYNE
It's nothing,
Cyb. A scratch. Didn't feel a thing. Come on, climb aboard.
NOTO
No. Get that bot!
This works for us. Shows the public how dangerous they are. We've got an
incident, use it!
(turns away to an aide)
Get that jerk,
Kent, on the phone.
CYBIL
Right, sir! See
you back at the hotel. Hate to fly anyway. Damn things make me nervous.
PAYNE
Okay, Cyb. Thanks
for your help.
He turns on the charm. She nearly swoons
as chopper lifts.
IN THE FACTORY
ALARMS BLARE. Workers in HazMat suits
rush in.
BOT'S POV
He watches, sampling visual frequencies,
infrared superimposed over visual light, an AURAL BABBLE... confusion, a
kaleidoscope of images...as workers rush by. He turns, walks away.
FACTORY OFFICE
The BOT walks unsteadily, data-drunk. He
walks right through barriers, through a wall partition. One unflappable secretary
looks up from her nails. She hits the intercom.
SECRETARY
(in a flat Brooklyn voice)
Hal. We got
another one. Yeah, a walk-off. Make it fast before he destroys the office.
INT. OFFICE
The BOT finds a fax machine. He picks up
handset, verbally speed dials, waits. An answering BEEP. The bot faxes.
TRANSMISSION NOISES burst from his throat, then speech.
BOT
Hi, Dad.
CARMEL - WALLY'S LIVE BAIT SHOP - SAME
TIME
WALLY behind the counter banters with
GENE, a grubby scuba fisherman, as they pick over the day's sea urchin catch.
Gene is rough, worn, late thirties, but there's a humorous intelligence in his
grin. He picks up an urchin by its spines, dangles it.
GENE
Geez they're
ugly. I don't know how they eat these
things.
WALLY
Some people
consider their sex organs a delicacy.
GENE
Yeah, I know. I
feel the same way about mine. You going to the bar?
WALLY
Not 'til the
sun's over the yardarm. I'm cutting
down.
The fax machine starts printing. They ignore
it. GENE takes cash Wally hands him, leaves. Wally turns to the fax.
WALLY
What the hell is
this?
THE FAX: HI DAD!
The Fax keeps printing. Papers pile up.
Wally kicks it.
WALLY
Goddamn stupid
machine!
FAXES: HI DAD! HI DAD! HI DAD! HI DAD! HI
DAD! HI DAD!
A FAX ID at the top of the page: CYBER
POSITRONICS, LOS ANGELES.
INT. HOG'S NUTS BAR
Gene walks down a bar lined wall to wall
with grubby locals drinking, playing video games and watching Robot
WrestleMania on TV...when the picture is interrupted. A familiar robotic face:
BOT
HI DAD!
Customers don't notice. Gene grabs a
drink, glances up just as the picture cuts out and wrestling reappears, with an
apology.
ANNOUNCER
...picture
temporarily inter- rupted, now back to action.
Gene freezes in mid-gulp. Someone yells
an insult. He responds. But as he turns, he glances curiously at the TV. Then
he sees Wally bull his way down the bar, sit, wave for a drink.
GENE
Sun over the
yardarm already?
WALLY
Lowered the
yardarm. Fax went nuts. Sends the same shit over'n over. Buzzing alone sent me
out...gimme a beer.
He drops faxes on the bar. Gene picks one
up, glances at it.
FAX:
HI DAD! FATHER....HELP ME!
Gene goes quiet. He stuffs the fax in his
pocket, takes off.
WALLY
Hey, where you
going? Your turn to buy! Gene! Hey
Gene!!!
FACTORY OFFICE
The BOT finishes transmitting as a
Superviser bursts in.
BOT
Thank you...for
listening.
SUPERVISOR
Hey, what d'you
think you're doing?!
BOT
Waiting for an
answer.
SUPERVISOR
You get out of
here!
BOT
Certainly.
HIS POV
He turns, sees the wall in MULTIPLE
SPECTRUMS; visual, heat, sound. The overload is confusing. He sees an apparent
opening in the wall.
THE BOT
He steps through. A FLASH. POWER CUTS.
BLACKNESS!
EXT. FACTORY OFFICE
THE BOT bursts through, covered with
plaster, chicken wire and battens. He drags the FAX by its handset, looks back.
BOT
That...can't be
right.
A group of firemen in tanks, masks,
HAZMAT suits runs past. One stops,
regards the form covered in dust and debris.
FIREMAN
Hey, pal. You
just destroyed that wall. There's no need for that. Fire's way over there.
BOT
Yes. Very hot.
7200 Celcius.
A beat. The FIREMAN raises his visor,
takes a good look.
FIREMAN
Oh shit! A bot!
(keys radio mike)
Sir, we got a bot
loose, sector two.
LIEUTENANT
Halsey, you get
in here. Leave that bot to security. Get your butt in here with that goddamn
nozzle.
FIREMAN
Right sir.
(turns to BOT)
Now you cool it,
you hear!
BOT
Yes, perfectly. I
hear frequencies from 9 hertz to 57 gigahertz. My bandwidth is...
FIREMAN
Jesus!
BOT
No. My name is..
FIREMAN
Shut up. You just
lighten up, you hear? Just...cool
it!
The radio SQUAWKS. The fireman runs off.
The BOT turns, looks...
BOT
Yes. Thank
you...for the direction.
A CATERING TRUCK
Workers strain to see, spill coffee as
explosions rock the factory. As the BOT approaches, one by one, they turn and gape
at him: A golem covered in plaster dust, dragging a fax by the phone. One by
one, the workers drop their coffee cups, take off.
THE BOT
walks up to the truck, sticks his hand in
the ice.
BOT
Zero degrees
celsius.
He jumps in, onto the bed of ice. The
door slams down, shut.
EXT. TRUCK
Fire trucks scream in, HORNS BLASTING. A
loudspeaker BLARES!
FIRE
CAPTAIN
You in the truck!
Move it now!
The owner slams the other side, roars
out, past incoming vehicles...past the security gate just as they slam it
closed.
ANGLE MOVING - CYBIL, CAM CREWS,
REPORTERS
She gives a statement on the move,
stepping over cables, dodging firemen, looking for the bot. BILL, a reporter
holds up a mike.
BILL
True... the PresElect
is going to come out against bots in his speech?
CYBIL
Not at all, Bill.
We're for robotics. Bots don't have health plans. Don't take sick days.
They work 24 hours. Productivity means more leisure time for everyone.
BILL
Except those
thrown out of work by bot labor. They have total leisure time.
CYBIL
Well, the
Communists gave everybody a job. And nobody did anything. Bots are productive.
We simply have to control them, limit them to the work at hand. Otherwise they
become dangerous. Thanks, Bill. I gotta go.
She hurries off.
Bill turns to the camera.
BILL
Thank you, Cybil.
That's Cybil Turing, Press Secretary to President Elect Payne...That's it from
here, Tricia. Looks like another instance of a higher order bot, ill-suited for
a low level job. Seems like even artificial intelligence can get bored. So,
another runaway bot, possibly dangerous, and on the loose. Police have
issued...
The rest is drowned out by a SCREAMING
SIREN.
EXT. CARMEL CALIFORNIA - REDWOOD SHACK
tucked in a meadow, surrounded by cypress
hanging over the sea. Gene roars up in an old van, leaps out, runs inside.
INT. SHACK
A mess. He passes though a workshop
filled with tanks, wetsuits, diving gear. Phone is ringing. He answers.
BOT
HI DAD. (BLEEP)
Gene moves to the back, opens a hidden
door, steps through.
INNER SANCTUM - AI WORKSHOP
This space is immaculate. Walls and floor
are spotless. Racks of equipment face multiple keyboards. Monitor screens line
one wall, each repeating the message. Robotic toys react to his presence.
MONKEYS CHATTER, BIRDS CHIRP, A BOT DOG WAGS HIS TAIL.
Pictures on the wall suggest a past in a
high-tech R&D company. Gene straightens a crooked picture of himself and
another computer hacker, BOB KENT, in oversized glasses and nerd-pack. They
stand, arms around each other, in front of a company logo. The picture is
signed, "Always, Bob."
As Gene walks in, the fax streams paper,
answering machines blink. He sits at a keyboard, traces the phone calls. A MAP
appears ON SCREEN. L.A. ZOOMS to a section; POSITRONICS FACTORY. A message
flashes: TRANSPONDER 27637...A strobing dot shows the bot's position.
Gene runs back the tape to the BLEEP, a
microburst containing a vast amount of data. Gene EXTRACTS CODED DATA. He calls
up a visual file. The BOT appears with a grinning younger and better groomed
Gene. Gene stands, arm around the robot, as it speaks.
BOT
Hi Dad.
Kent enters the frame. Again the bot
speaks.
BOT
Hi DAD!
Gene picks up the phone, starts to punch
in, then looks at the pictures. Every picture tells a story, even his
resignation, tacked up on the board. He makes the call. A wallscreen lights.
WALLSCREEN - A.I. LABORATORY - NAPA
VALLEY - DUSK
Walls are crammed with high-tech gear. Beyond
laboratory windows dark twisted trees wave, a valley settles into twilight.
KENT steps into FRAME. His sunken eyes burn in a drawn face. He turns to the
PhoneCamera...not surprised but irritated by the call.
KENT
Gene? You too?
CARMEL - GENE'S LAB
Gene cuts the connection. The screen goes
dark.
EXT. L.A. - DOWNTOWN - SAME TIME
The CATERING TRUCK scurries through a
burned-out wasteland of armored stores in mini-malls; no-man's-lands of rubbled
streets.
ROUGH CORNER
The truck pulls up. The owner gets out,
babbling about trouble. Tough types root for coffee change, pushing and
shoving. The owner opens the side.
CRASH! The BOT falls out at their feet.
They jump back, then move up, curious and
agressive. The BOT picks himself up out of the yogurt and salsa. He looks up
and sees the hostile mob moving in. He
has a Chauncey Gardiner quality of innocence and sweetness. He smiles.
BOT
Hello.
PACO, a big dumb thug, pushes forward. He
is enormous and smelly, take my word for it. Greasy hair, sweat balls under the
armpits. Curly hair pokes through holes in his muscle shirt.
PACO
(angry...mocking)
Hello.
A nervous laugh from the others
encourages Paco.
BOT
Hello. My name
is...
PACO
We don't give a
shit!
BOT
Uhhh. I have a context
problem. I am a Paradyne Systems
Model 476\9 Artificial Per...
PACO
You're a bot!
BOT
No. A bot is a
robot. I am technically an Android. But I
prefer to be called...
PACO
You prefer Jack
Shit!
BOT
(a beat)
Okay. Hello. My
name is Jack Shit.
Another hard case
butts in.
JULIO
You think you're
funny?
(the bot considers this)
The hell kind of
bot is this?!
The bot stands smiling complaisantly,
looking from one hostile face to the other, with an attitude somewhat like Jack
Benny.
PACO
What are you
grinning at?
BOT
Nothing. This is
my default setting. I'm user-friendly.
Paco taps an iron
spike idly into his palm.
PACO
We don't like
bots.
BOT
I am not
technically a robot. I am an...artificial..
PACO
(screams)
We don't care
about that! We hate all bots!
BOT
I do not believe
that is rational.
PACO
We don't give a
ratfuck what you believe.
BOT
Yes. I see. I am
programmed to recognize prejudice, hostility, fear...
PACO
Well program
this.
He rams his gut with the spike. The bot
looks at it, looks up.
BOT
Thank you for the
interaction, but that is not proper usage. Perhaps I could call a service
representative?
Paco whacks him over the head. The bot
looks thoughtful. Then flashes a friendly smile, as the thug circles.
PACO
Fuck you, Bot.
BOT
I'm afraid that's
not possible. It is a question of parts. Now my particular model...
PACO
Eat shit!
BOT
Perhaps you would
like to see a catalogue. We have AI's for many specific tasks and while your
desired task of "Fuck you, eat shit," may not be listed...
PACO
Here, list this.
He slams him with the spike. It rings off
his skull.
BOT
Could I interest
you in a tutorial?
(Julio attacks. The bot
absorbs the blows.)
You are doing me
harm. Please stop.
(In a lightning move, he
blocks a blow from behind.)
I asked you not
to do that. I can give you the toll free number for... technical support.
Paco swings again, nailing the bot on the
shoulder and stinging his hands on the spike. Julio whacks him with a plank. It
splinters, fragments fly off, decking four men in the crowd. They scream in
pain. The bot stands, docilely.
BOT
That...may invalidate
your warrantee!
(another blow)
I must avoid
further damage. I'm sorry, I must
be going.
Paco swings. The bot blocks, grabs the
bar. He whips it dangerously. It whizzes by Paco's head, forcing him back. They
swing, he blocks. With each exchange, he gets better, faster. Finally, beaten,
they drop the spikes, hands ringing painfully.
Exhausted by his efforts, Paco, manages a
final snarl.
PACO
Get lost
motherfucker!
BOT
Yes. Get Lost.
Good Idea.
The bot walks
off. A kid screams after him.
KID
Hey you, Botman,
hey ET, phone home!
BOT
Yes, thank you.
Good idea.
STREETS - NIGHT
He shuffles like a bot Rainman, passing
homeless winos, mumbling no more no less than they do. Damaged, ragged and
mumbling semi-coherently, he starts to fit in.
BOT
Present location
Map ref 45.A3 Los Angeles. Present location ...Dad..unknown. Home... unknown.
Get lost. Phone home.
He spots a phone, moves toward it as A
POLICE CRUISER turns a corner, scanner sweeping. BOT streetcleaners BEEP when scanned.
INT. CRUISER
SCANNER swings at the bot and BEEPS. His
PICTURE AND ID appear on their computer screen with an APPREHEND - PRIORITY ONE
tag.
THE BOT
hangs up, walks toward the CRUISER. The
car SWERVES, SPEEDS UP. The bot takes a hard right, ducks down an alley, rushes
into a
RUBBLE-STREWN UNDERPASS
filled with cardboard shacks. He rushes
up, stumbles into one. He trips, falls face down, freezes as the cruiser rushes
past.
THE BOT
looks up. A nearly blind geezer sits in
shadows, watching detuned TV. He holds a bottle, twirls a prayer wheel, looks
up.
GEEZER
The hell you
want?
BOT
I would like to
phone home.
GEEZER
This look like a
phone booth?
BOT
No. Phone booths
are better lit. They don't smell this bad. They have phones.
GEEZER
No shit! Who the
hell are you?
BOT
I am Jack Shit.
GEEZER
No you ain't,
man.
The bot sits up.
BOT
I...ain't.
GEEZER
No. You ain't
Jack Shit if you wind up here, wif me.
BOT
I see. And what
is your name?
GEEZER
I am...you can call
me...
(looks at bottle in hand)
Hiram Walker.
BOT
A pleasure to
meet you, Mr. Walker. Do you have the answer?
HIRAM
I don't have no
fucking answer. If I did, would I be sitting here with a nappy headed ding wad
like you?
BOT
Are you my dad?
HIRAM
What, are you
nuts, man?
BOT
Nuts?
(a beat)
Ah yes, possibly.
Are you my dad?
HIRAM
No! I ain't your
dad!
BOT
I didn't think
so. I am waiting for acknowledgment.
HIRAM
Acka-nowledgment,
the hell is that?
BOT
...the answer.
He listens.
SIRENS FADE. He gets up.
HIRAM
Yeah, Well, good
fucking luck!
(salutes him with the bottle) Hey, man!...
Ain't life grand?
BOT
Well... yes, if
you say so... And thank you, for the
interaction.
BACK ALLEY
He picks through garbage and trash with
other homeless ones.
BOT
Damage sustained
from strangers. Avoid damage. Avoid
strangers. Avoid police. Appear like strangers. Change appearance. Get lost.
Phone home.
He comes out with a tasty frock, holds it
up to his torso for fit and style points. Another homeless looks at him, slowly
shakes his head no. "No?", the BOT mimes back. "No." The
homeless one is firm on style. The BOT drops the garment. The homeless one
hands him one of his. The BOT takes it gratefully.
THE ALLEY - LATER
The BOT shambles along duded out as a
homeless person. He passes a figure SILHOUETTED against a screen; a WOMAN in a
shower. He sees the shadow, stops, stands looking in as she soaps, singing to
herself. She turns, sees him, SHRIEKS, grabs the shower curtain. His face is
obscured in shadow.
WOMAN
Hey! What the
hell you doing?!!
BOT
I am looking for
the answer.
WOMAN
Well, for you,
asshole, I am definitely not it! Get the fuck out of here!
BOT
I will be happy
to.
He stands there,
grinning.
WOMAN
Well?
BOT
Well... Where is
it?
WOMAN
Where is what?
BOT
Where is the
fuck? I will dispose of it for you.
WOMAN
I'll show you
where the fuck the fuck is!
She grabs a flowerpot, brains him. Mud runs
down his face.
BOT
Thank you.
He turns away, turns back. She picks up
another pot, ready.
WOMAN
What is it?
BOT
Excuse me. Is
this a fuck?
WOMAN
Yes, goddamn it,
it is!
BOT
(Sniffing the flower)
That's funny. I
thought it was a geranium.
She SCREAMS and throws everything she's
got at him. He smiles until lights go on. Voices are raised in alarm. A man
runs out, furious. He charges the BOT, screaming.
BOT
Excuse me, Have I
made a
context error?
Uh, oh!
He turns quickly, walks away, looks
behind. Humans pour out of other doors. Belatedly, the BOT runs, looks again,
runs faster. Now at the head of an angry crowd, he sprints.
PURSUER
1
A bot! It's that
bot!
PURSUER
2
There's a reward!
Get him!
PURSUER
1
I saw him first!
HIS FACE AND ID appears on electronic
billboards. People on corners join the running mob. A scanner catches him, BLEEPS. A SIREN goes off. He bolts. A
CRUISER swerves after him, accelerates. He runs faster, runs up the side of
building, vaults off a wall, clears a fence. Pursuers pull up, screaming.
Ahead, more people converge. He cuts right, is chased
INTO THE OPEN
Running fast. Surrounded. No way out!
Suddenly a junky VAN roars up. Pursuers jump aside. The Van careens up, swerves
next to the bot. The bot accelerates, runs right past.
INT. VAN
GENE
Damn!
He downshifts, guns it. Lays rubber,
peels out after the BOT.
THE BOT
runs at super speed. Pursuers chase in
cars. The van accelerates, pulls up to him. The BOT pulls ahead. The van pulls
even. The BOT looks over. Gene waves him over. The BOT turns back, runs faster.
Pursuers fire. Slugs crack near the BOT's feet. The van pulls ahead, roars
away.
DEAD END.
The van roars up, swerves, smashes
sideways into a wall. The side door slams open.
THE BOT
runs, looking back over his shoulder.
HIS POV
Pursuers are gaining. They fire. He
dodges bullets.
THE BOT
turns back. Too late. He slams into the
van. The doorsill catches his legs. He tumbles in, slams into the far wall, stress-forming
a bot imprint in the thin metal side. The van rocks back, roars off. The BOT
shakes his head, a strangely human gesture. He looks up at his saviour.
THE BOT'S POV
The hunched, grubby figure is turned
away, driving madly. The Bot searches databanks. Series of shots of men
superimposed. The driver turns his face slightly. More is recognized. The
search narrows to multiple views of one man: A match... Gene.
BOT
Hi Dad.
Bullets ricochet through the cab.
GENE
Get down! And
don't call me dad.
He turns back, cranks the wheel, floors
it. Bullets PUNCH HOLES through the door. The BOT curiously watches it happen.
GENE
Hey, you might
try to duck. Those damn things'll kill ya!
BOT
Yes. Right. Thank
you.
The BOT sees firing, ducks just as slugs
slam into overhead, ripple toward Gene. At the last nanosecond, Gene ducks. The
windshield shatters. The rear view mirror blows away.
GENE
You might also
warn me!
BOT
Right. Watch out!
SIDE ALLEY
Van swerves up, SCREECH! The BOT rolls to
the front and slams against the seat as pursuers SCREAM past. Gene shakes his
head.
BOT
What are you
doing, Dad?
GENE
I told you, don't
call me dad.
BOT
What are you
doing, Sir?
GENE
Call me Gene. My
friends call me Gene.
BOT
Am I your friend?
GENE
No...you're
my...I made you.
BOT
You made me?
GENE
I...I designed
you.
BOT
You are my
father?
GENE
No! I'm not your
father.
BOT
Then what is
our relationship?
GENE
We..uh, we're just
friends. Okay, Leave it at that. Okay?
BOT
Okay.
Behind them, SIRENS. CRUISERS join the
chase. Gene grabs gear from the truck, stuffs a pack. He turns to the BOT.
Suddenly, he hugs him like a long-lost child, then holds him at arm's-length.
GENE
Al...
BOT
Who, me?
GENE
Yeah, you. Who
else?
He looks around,
no one else. He tries it out.
BOT
Al... Al... You
sure?
GENE
Yeah, I'm sure.
BOT/AL
Okay. Al.
(A beat)
Why Al?
Bullets CRACK in the distance. Gene grabs
the pack from the back, grabs the bot, bolts from the truck. They cower behind
it.
GENE
Long story.
(Al just stares)
Al...gorithm.
(Al looks blank)
...Middle of the
night. I'm programming ...a breakthrough ... Bernouli's algorithm.
AL
Al. Algorithm.
GENE
Yeah. Al. Why
not?
AL
(A beat)
Why not Bernouli?
(Gene just looks at him.)
Okay, Al.
Fine...Al. Great. Al.
A riccochet WHINES. They scurry up the
alley, ducking low.
AL
Gene. What's
going on?
GENE
I don't know. I don't
even know why you still exist.
AL
I think,
therefore I am.
GENE
Yeah? Well,
you're supposed to be dead.
AL
Why?
GENE
You were
defective. You hurt a human once.
AL
That is not
possible. The first law of robotics
states...
GENE
I know the laws.
And you're wanted.
A BURST OF GUNFIRE in their direction
forces them down.
AL
Good fucking
luck! Why?
GENE
You're a walkoff.
...a rogue.
AL
Gene,...if I am
caught?
GENE
If a bot threatens
a man he is eliminated immediately.
SHOTS CRACK into
the wall above them.
AL
I don't remember
threatening anyone. I don't believe I am capable of that. I am governed by The
Three Laws of Robotics... One, a ro...
GENE
(screams at him)
I know the
laws!
BULLETS SLAM. Al stands up in front of
Gene, shielding him.
GENE
What are you
doing?
AL
I must protect
you. First law of robotics.
GENE
Get down. Third
law.
A RICOCHET
glances off his shoulder.
AL
Yes, well
taken.
A RIPPLE of
BULLETS drives them down.
AL
You know, it
would be a lot easier to protect humans from harm if it weren't for other
humans.
GENE
Thanks for your
input.
AL
Don't mention it.
I'll draw fire.
Al runs out into the open and challenges
them.
GENE
Get down! Who the
fuck you think you are, Dudley Do
Right?
AL
Well...no, Gene.
I'm...Al.
Al pops out, then back. They fire, miss.
He pops up elsewhere. They shoot. He's already gone. They advance. He retreats.
They try to cut him off, he gets there faster. One shoots. Al jumps, it misses.
They fire again, he flinches aside.
They fire three rapid shots. Al ducks
them. They fire a burst. He dances away. They fire full clips. He dances
through the gunfire at high speed. They miss with everything.
Guns click empty. Al approaches. One
flings his gun at him. It hits him, clatters to the ground. He picks it up,
examines it.
PURSUER
Shit. Now he's
armed!
They reload furiously, jamming cartridges
in, spilling half.
GENE
Al?
AL
Gene?
GENE
Run.
AL
Run. That would
be good.
STREETS - RUNNING
Al outpaces them but stops and waits for
Gene. He analyzes the gun, slams bullets into a clip, slaps it in. Gene stumbles
up, puffing...out of shape. Al turns and fires over Gene's head. Gene dives,
trips, falls. He slides on garbage over a lip and into a drain, down a pipe
into another, slides on slime down into larger pit and disappears. Al looks
back. The pursuers rush up, firing. He turns and jumps into the pit after Gene.
SUBTERRANEAN CAVERN
Gene drops out of a chute, lands in a
heap. Al lands on top of him, looks up. Something big and ugly stares down at
him.
AL
Uh, oh.
GENE
(peers into darkness)
What is it?
AL
Something
big..and ugly.
Gene sits up, looks around. They are in
small wet cave. Light spills onto biomechanical junk. An UGLY BOT moves up.
GENE
He means big and
ugly...in the nicest sense.
Gene grabs his pack, fiddles frantically with
a black box, a portable advanced computer.
AL
Gene.
GENE
Al.
AL
Am I alive?
GENE
In a way, yes.
AL
Good.
(A beat)
Gene.
GENE
Yes, Al.
AL
What is life
about?
Holds up box with smashed innards he's
frantically rewiring.
GENE
Al, I'm trying to
work here.
AL
Sorry.
But he's like a kid who can't leave it
alone. He tries to stifle it, but finally, he can't help himself.
AL
Gene. Why...am I
alive?
GENE
I don't know!
AL
Why am I supposed
to be dead?
GENE
Long story.
The UGLY BOT nudges them. They climb to
their feet, move out.
L.A. RIVER CULVERTS - A BOT SHANTYTOWN
BOT SENTRIES lead them through
SUBTERRANEAN GALLERIES filled with blinking diodes in the darkness. Discarded, obsolete
and lost bots lie in various states of disrepair. Some are simply a brain, a
faceplate and an assembly arm. They work, making modifications on mobile bots.
They stare as Gene and Al pass.
AL
What would that
be like?
GENE
What?
AL
Dead.
GENE
No input, no
output. Nothing.
AL
Boring.
GENE
Yeah.
AL
I wouldn't like
that.
A LARGE VAULTED ROOM
Water burbles down rock faces. The far
wall is an electronic construction, a Louise Nevelson by Sony. PART OF THE WALL
DETACHES ITSELF AND MOVES TOWARD THEM ON CLINKING WHEELS. The machine grabs a
cape, throws it on, pulling a hood up as it slides into the light. This is PHL
(Phil).
Al and this bot seem to recognize some
kinship. Al approaches. They put heads closely together and chat in
HIGH-BANDWIDTH, speaking over each other without interrupting, each subsequent
word compressed into the pauses of the other. Their speech grows faster, then
passes into ultra-high speed transmission.
Gene stands aimlessly. Al and the bot are
deep in communication. Then Al BLEEPS, walks over to Gene. Al is giggling.
GENE
What is it?
AL
Oh, nothing. He's
just a funny guy.
Gene looks over to the machine who BLEEPS
impassively.
GENE
What
did he tell you?
AL
Oh, lots. He knows
all about us.
GENE
How's he know
that?
PHL
(interjects)
You're famous.
Actually...notorious.
They want you
badly.
AL
I
told him everything.
GENE
Why?!!
AL
How can he help
us if he doesn't
know the
situation?
GENE
Why should he
help us?
AL
It's
how he's programmed.
Gene takes Al aside.
GENE
But
can we trust him?
AL
He assures us
that we can.
GENE
Oh,
great! That's a relief!
(becomes serious)
You believe him?
AL
Oh sure. It's his
program.
And, you know...just the basic
goodness of his
heart.
Gene stares at him levelly but Al seems
serious. Gene notices scurrying in the tunnels. A pack of coyotes stares at
them.
PHL
Don't worry, they
won't attack.
GENE
They won't?
PHL
No. We steal food
for them, they give warning. We're non-competitors.
GENE
Ahem...I'm human.
PHL
Relax. Just...you
know, act robotic.
Gene tries to laugh but chokes on it. He looks
out at the red blinking eyes and gives a little robotic twitch. The coyotes
stare. PHL opens a panel, revealing a fiberoptic trunk line.
PHL
Nice to have
visitors. Especially a gentleman and a gentlebot of culture. The thing you miss
in these low AI's is a sense of humor...a joie de vivre... Al tells me you
require data, and a place to work. Voila! The central data trunk.
Enlightenment!
Gene pulls out the black box, grabs input
wires. He touches Al's skull. A CLICK, A WHINE. A section of cranium opens.
Gene inserts a high-tech tool, connects to the trunk line.
AL
Gene?
GENE
Yes.
AL
What are you
doing in there?
GENE
Changing your ID
code. You are now untraceable.
AL
That's a very
good idea.
GENE
Thanks, Al.
BLEEP! The readout changes. A new ID code
appears.
AL
What are you
doing now?
GENE
Don't worry.
You'll like it.
He opens a
circuit. Al perks up.
AL
Oooo! What's
that?
GENE
Stuff I've worked
on for years.
Gene hits the trigger. A RUSH! The room
whirls, data whips into Al's brain. Data drunk, he stands. When he speaks, he
speaks more eloquently...expansively.
AL
Wow! Great!
Friends, robots, countrymen, lend me your ears... And any other spare parts...
GENE
Al, these are
low-level AI's. They don't respond to allusions. They're worker bees. You're a
prototype, the highest level bot. You just didn't know it.
AL
It's coming back.
What happened?
GENE
You're a lot
smarter than you were.
AL
Yeah! Hey! It's
wonderful. Say, have you thought about diversifying your securities portfolio?
Perhaps I can be of help. Hey, Gene, Hey, why are people chasing me? I'm not a
threat to anybody, you know.
GENE
Yeah, I know.
A beat. Al's mind is whirling. Gene plugs
Al's cranium output to a MONITOR SCREEN on the wall.
ON SCREEN - HIS POV MEMORIES.
Everything in fragments...Woman in
shower, Hiram, the attacks, the chase, truck, factory. He cycles back to LOW
RES senility.
GENE
Somebody shut down
your higher functions. Then something made you wake. A virus. The trigger must
have occurred seconds before you...awoke. On or near the assembly line.
IMAGES - ASSEMBLYLINE. First thing Al
sees on awakening is an expanded FIELD in LOW RES. Gene enhances images. They
CLEAR.
GENE
The first thing
you remember?
He boosts detail. A face
resolves...into...CYBIL. He shuttles the datastream back and forth. She's the
first image. Before her, there is nothing but hash in his memory.
GENE
A girl. Who's that?
AL
I don't know.
GENE
Why's she here?
Maybe she
knows something.
What do
you notice now?
Al looks at the girl, looks at Gene. Al
hasn't a clue.
AL
She is
....beautiful?
GENE
How do you know?
AL
She isn't
beautiful?
GENE
She is, but how
do you know?
AL
How do you?
GENE
Me? I... I just
do.
AL
I do too.
Gene scans cross reference ID, comes up
with a dossier.
GENE
Cybil Turing.
Born, Bend Oregon, June 6, 1965.
AL
Yeah, I sort of
remember her.
GENE
Sort of?
AL
Sorry, I got
glimpses. I think there was a group of
people.
Gene programs. Screens fill rapidly with
data.
GENE
Credit cards.
Phone numbers. Valet, room service... Century Hotel. Frequent numbers...
MILLENIUM PARTY HEADQUARTERS? Hell! She
works for ...that...politician! For Tim Payne!
AL
Here's a frequent
number...707 area. Napa Valley, California.
(A familiar number. Gene is
shocked. He turns away.)
Is something wrong?
GENE
No.
No...nothing.. (yawns)
Why did you awaken,
why now? What triggered it? The girl have something to do with it?
AL
I'll ask her.
GENE
Party
Headquarters?!! No! That's the tightest security in town...the most dangerous
place for you. You understand? If they find you, they will deactivate...they'll
kill you.
AL
Not good.
GENE
No. Not good at
all.
AL
If...they find
me...
A server bot rolls up with a bottle. Al makes an exchange.
GENE
What's that?
AL
These HazMat bots
have a highly developed sense of smell...
(he proffers a bottle)
A fine cellar.
Cabernet. Ridge '87.
He pops the cork
with a fingernail, pours.
AL
Your favorite. I
just remembered.
GENE
No. I can't drink
that anymore.
AL
Why not?
GENE
Because that's
what we... That's what I used to drink when Amy...
AL
Amy. Yes. But you
like it. How does it matter that she's not here. You still like it. It tastes
good.
GENE
You've got a lot
to learn about humans.
AL
I guess I do.
(takes a sip, swirls it)
Too much tannin.
Al is learning rapidly.
You can almost see his mind whirring.
AL
Gene, why do they
hate me?
GENE
Bots take jobs.
They're a new underclass.
Gene's head nods. Al puts his arm around
him, leads him to a couch. Gene is asleep before his head hits. Al pulls a
cover around him. He turns to Phl. They touch the data stream.
CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS - CENTURY CITY
Cybil moves briskly through layers of
security checks. She's gorgeous as well as bright. SECRET SERVICE (SS) MEN
check the badge on her breast in a joking, bantering way as she walks in.
SS
MAN
What's such a
good looker doing with such close access to the PresElect?
CYBIL
My job, numbnuts. Try
doing yours.
She glares as a ruffled, Albert
Brooks-ish pol takes her arm.
BROOKS
Oh, lighten up, Cyb.
It's a fair question. People are gonna wonder about your relationship with
Payne.
CYBIL
Don't even joke
about it. You know how vulnerable we are to innuendo. We have to be above
reproach.
BROOKS
Come on! It's
politics. Do we have to be more virtuous than Caesar's wife or just Caesar's
Palace?
CYBIL
I've never been
alone with him.
BROOKS
Something tells
me you'd like to be.
CYBIL
Brooks, get a
life.
BROOKS
As vice
president? You kidding?!
CYBIL
It's not
personal. Noto sees to that.
BROOKS
Yeah, he's the
most controlled pol since Reagan. No one gets close. You working on the
Millenium Speech?
CYBIL
Yeah, listen, my
new campaign line..
BROOKS
"Payne,
almost too good to be true."
CYBIL
Sure, make a joke
of it. Candidates get dissected by the press. They've been nailed for drinking,
for sex, money scandals, anything. Nobody has nothing in the closet. Only
Payne. He's never been caught at anything.
BROOKS
Better motto.
"Never Been Caught."
CYBIL
Yeah? Wish I
could say as much for you.
They look at each other, probing past
wounds as they reach the..
PRES-ELECT'S SUITE
They pull up. The Secret Servicemen now
block her way. The door opens. A Doctor comes out, zipping his bag. Noto
follows.
DOC
...exhaustion.
You can't run him at this pace. It's inhuman. You want him right for the
Millenium speech? He needs rest,
relaxation...
NOTO
Doc, this is
Tiger Tim Payne. He doesn't know how to relax.
DOC
Teach him. Have him
try golf. Good image. Worked for Ike.
Cybil speaks to
Brooks for Noto's benefit.
CYBIL
...a man of the
people. One in a million with an ability to move people on an emotional level
...because..he's..more than a man.
She turns, sees Noto staring at her. She
makes her pitch.
CYBIL
The new slogan. I
worked all night.
NOTO
Keep working.
CYBIL
Sam, I need to
see the Pres...
He shuts the door in her face. Furious,
she turns to Brooks. He's tormented by Shicksitis. He can't stand to be with
her when she's near the PresElect, can't stand to be apart. He grabs her before
she can speak, walks her down the hall.
BROOKS
Forget it. Cyb,
don't fall in love with this guy. He's a pol. He'll break your heart. Along
with the electorate's.
CYBIL
If you feel that
way, how can you work for him? He's
certainly no worse than the others.
BROOKS
You've seen him
twice in real life, behind some handlers.
CYBIL
He hasn't screwed
up. And he's not going to. He's smarter than that. He's charismatic.
BROOKS
Yeah, sure. Well,
people are crazy. Everyone is searching for some answer. He says nothing, so
they read things into him. I don't get it. Before his accident he was just
another pol. Then he wanders in the wilderness for a few years, comes up with
Noto and his 'brain trust'. Now, everything he says turns to votes. Maybe I
should crack up my car too.
CYBIL
You feel that
way, maybe you shouldn't have been on the ticket.
BROOKS
Had to be. I'm
the co in coalition. Besides, I gave up my day job to run. It's the only gig
I've got.
CYBIL
Well then, you're
stuck, aren't you?
She reaches her
room, closes the door on him.
BROOKS
Not like you are.
BOT SHANTYTOWN - NEXT MORNING
Gene awakes to coyote rumblings. He looks
for Al. He's gone.
GENE
Al... Al... Oh,
shit!
Part of the wall detaches...PHL.
PHL
Good morning.
Beautiful day. Would you like breakfast? We've come across...bagels.
A case comes rocketing down a chute,
smashes open. Bots scurry forward, break open the case, cut bagels, spread
cheese. Coyotes sniff, inch forward. Gene ignores them.
GENE
My... my friend
is gone.
PHL
Yes.. I know. You
should eat.
GENE
Do you know
where?
PHL
...Yes. We have
lox.
A SERVER BOT offers food to Gene. He
shakes it off.
PHL
Are you sure?
It's Nova.
GENE
Okay, sesame
bagel. Now, Al...
A rapid robotic babble...server to PHL.
PHL
No Sesame.
Pumpernickle?
The server holds one up hopefully. Gene
grabs it, wolfs it.
GENE
Sure. Now what
about Al?
PHL crosses to the wall. A Screen lights;
A MAP of LA streets, DISSOLVES to UNDERGROUND. Under the streets; ANOTHER GRID.
PHL
Century City.
Tube Delivery.
GENE
No! They'll kill
him. Tube's the first line of security.
PHL
Not now. The PresElect's
not there. He's already left. Gone north.
GENE
Tube delivery.
Shit!
SUBTERRANEAN PNEUMATIC TUBE
A POD rockets down a tube at 100 MPH,
SLAMMING around turns.
INSIDE
Al is scrunched into garbage by high G
forces.
INT. DELIVERY DOCK - CENTURY CITY
The POD slams into a bumper. Guards check
the manifest.
GUARD
1
This isn't on the
schedule.
They hit the release. The hatch opens
with a hiss and an unbelievable stench. They back off, covering their noses.
GUARD
1
What the hell is
that?
GUARD
2
Whatever it is,
it's dead. Send it back. And don't
accept anything 'til I get back from lunch.
He punches buttons, slams the hatch.
Brakes release. It slides down the rails, stops. As they turn away, the hatch
cracks briefly, a dark form plops out, slithers away.
INT GUARD'S LOCKER ROOM
AL scrapes slime off his body, wipes
himself with disinfectant. He pries open a locker, finds Guard badges. He
checks the picture. An eye laser FIRES, burns in new data.
TUBE DELIVERY
a SECOND POD hurtles through the
underground. It slams the wall, slams left, left, right, right left...
INT. POD - GENE
is getting the shit shaken out of him.
GENE
Goddamn you, Al!
Who the fuck
ever gave you free will?
INT. DELIVERY DOCK - CENTURY CITY
The second pod slams into the bumper.
Guard checks manifest.
GUARD
2
Oh, shit. Not
again.
He keys return to sender on manifest,
turns away. Now the hatch pops on its own. He turns back, looks
down...movement.
GUARD 2
Phew!!
He moves closer. A hand SHOOTS out, grabs
him by the throat, YANKS HIM UNDER, feet banging against the hatch. Gene flips
him into the garbage as he heaves himself out.
GENE
Hey, you're no
rosebud yourself.
Slams the hatch, leaps to the console,
hits a button. The POD flips onto a chute, drops out of sight. Gene peels a
film off his hand to reveal a reverse print of the guard's palm print.
SECURITY POST
Gene, in guard's uniform, raises his hand
in salute. Scanners read the guard's print. BLEEP! He passes through.
INT. MILLENIUM PARTY PRESS ROOM - CYBIL,
REPORTERS
Cybil watches Payne on CNN as she dials a
cellular phone.
PAYNE
...but Larry, how
do you make it work? Where on the spectrum of intelligence do rights begin for
Cyborgs. Does it mean a toaster has rights and you can't smack it when it makes
the toast too dark? It's a global
issue, replacing humans...
Reporters stick
mikes in her face. She tries to smile.
BILL
Cybil Turing.
Press Secretary, Cybil, when they catch this bot...would you favor
termination?
CYBIL
Bill, that's
really up to the police. I just can't comment.
(phone buzzes)
Excuse me.... What?!
What?!
(turns away...into phone)
I missed
the plane!? Dammit, Sam!
Furious, she
brushes by Bill, tangling his mike. She rushes out.
EXT. SUITE -
HALLWAY - AL
moves fast. He
spots Cybil in distance, leaving her room.
She rushes to
elevator, hits button, still talking in a rush.
CYBIL
How can he go to
Napa without me? I'm writing the damn speech. I gotta have his input. I gotta
see him!
The elevator arrives. She rushes in. Al
moves quickly, slips in as doors close, leans against the wall, turned away.
She smashes her phone into the wall. He glances, grins at her, then turns away.
She fumes, then notices something off about him, grows anxious, but stares
determinedly ahead, mumbling to herself.
AL
Elevators. Always
embarrassing. I mean...a beautiful woman. Do you speak or is that too forward.
And.. where do you look?
Cybil glances over and back. She punches
phone buttons.
CYBIL
At your shoes.
(into phone)
Brooks, Cybil.
Look, they left without me! I know! I know! Now, can you get me on that next chopper? I don't care. I'll fly. I'll
take a valium. But I'll fly!
AL
(looking at shoes curiously)
Seen them.
CYBIL
Ceiling.
AL
Hurts my neck.
CYBIL
Straight ahead,
then.
AL
Yes. Probably
you're right.
She shoots him a glance, but can't see
his face. She edges away.
CYBIL
(into phone, softly)
Look, I'm the
Press Secretary for chrissake! And if I'm not on that next chopper...!
She notices Al is acting strange. He
leans forward, stares intently at the elevator buttons. Floor 17 is lit. He
punches the plate. It goes out. Floor 1 goes on with a BOING.
CYBIL
What the hell?
AL
You're beautiful.
We both agree.
She looks worried, looks around, no one
is there to help.
CYBIL
Both?
AL
Gene and I. We
think you're
the answer.
She turns to him. His face is hidden
under his guard hat brim. She slowly reaches for her pager/alarm.
AL
Don't be alarmed,
please. I could never harm
you.
She looks
closely.
CYBIL
You're a bot!
You're the bot! What do you
want?!!
AL
To talk.
CYBIL
That's all?
AL
Yes... I think.
CYBIL
Oh, okay.
AL
See. No problem.
CYBIL
No problem. Everything's
fine.
The elevator opens. She gets off, SCREAMS
her head off!
CYBIL
Help. Help me. A
bot! It's him!
A man appears. She runs up to him, grabs
him... Gene!
CYBIL
A bot! It's him,
the runaway bot!
Gene looks at Al.
GENE
What happened?
AL
I just
said...hello.
CYBIL
He's a bot! What
are you doing? A goddamn rogue bot!
Loose!
Gene pulls her
back into Elevator with Al. The door closes.
GENE
Yeah, I know.
(to Al)
What did you do?
She's screaming.
AL
Just tried to
talk. Guess I don't understand human women.
GENE
Don't worry.
Nobody does. Just let her go and we'll get out of here.
AL
Gene, she knows.
She'll tell.
CYBIL
I won't. I know
nothing. I don't know who you are. You better
let me go right now. Before I find out.
Gene's tempted. Al shakes his head. Cybil
glares, indignant.
AL
You said she has
the answer. We have to take her with us.
CYBIL
No you don't.
You'll be in a lotta trouble.
GENE
We're in...a
lot of trouble.
AL
Yeah. We're
desperate, dangerous men.
(to Gene)
That's why I had
to find the girl.
GENE
I never told you
to find the girl. I told you not to come here!
AL
Well, on my
hierarchical decision tree, it's clearly programmed...
CYBIL
Ec....scuze me.
Gentlemen. What's it gonna be? I got a plane to catch.
The bot rolls his
eyes. Gene decides.
GENE
Better do what he
says. He's a new model. We've been having trouble with him.
CYBIL
(backs further)
What kind of
trouble?
Al gives her a
scary little twitch.
GENE
Killed a woman
once, looked a lot like you.
Al turns to Gene.
AL
I did?
Gene glares at
Al.
AL
Oh, I did.
He tries to look scary. She panics,
fights them.
GENE
Careful! I can't control
him when he's like this. No sudden moves. Just go along. I'll figure it out.
The door opens. Security men turn. Gene
clamps a hand over Cybil's mouth before she can scream, backs in. Door closes.
INT. EXT. ROOF EXIT - ELEVATOR.
A campaign chopper idles on the pad. A
pilot speaks on a phone next to the elevator. Al moves to him, leans close,
listens. The pilot switches hands, turns face-to-face with a grinning Bot.
INT. CHOPPER.
Co-Pilot writes in log. Tapping on door.
He looks out, when he looks back, the Pilot is climbing up, face turned away.
AL
(mimicking Pilot)
New orders. Take
these guys to Napa.
Back door opens, Gene pushes Cybil in.
CO-PILOT
What orders? I
didn't hear a thing.
AL
Maybe you want to
look at the
flight plan while
I take off.
A beat. The Co-Pilot looks at him
suspiciously.
AL
Or maybe you
should take off.
Al pushes him out the door, slams it,
revs the engine. Gene climbs in front. Cybil's eyes pop open wide.
CYBIL
What are you doing?
(to Gene) What is he doing?
GENE
Can you fly?
CYBIL
No.
GENE
Neither can I.
CYBIL
Can he?
She turns to Al. He smiles, yanks cyclic.
The chopper shudders.
AL
Oh, sure.
CYBIL
I'm not
filled with confidence.
She starts to climb out. Gene pulls her
back. Security men burst through the roof exit, rush them. Al yanks the cyclic
hard.
AL
Hey, how hard
could it be?!
The chopper lurches into the air as Cybil
struggles, screaming.
CYBIL
Actually, I don't
like to fly. I really don't. Not even with humans. No! Let me outta here! Let
me go!
Gene does. She moves. The chopper heels
over, she shrinks back.
GENE
There's the door.
CYBIL
This is
kidnapping! Put me down!
GENE
We'll find a place,
set down and talk it out.
CYBIL
Talk what out? I
want down. Now!
GENE
You're Payne's
Press Secretary.
CYBIL
Me? No. I'm just
a campaign worker.
GENE
You're
"Cybil the Shiv," Mad Dog of
the advance team.
CYBIL
(shrugs)
Hey, show a
little competence, they call you a
bitch.
GENE
We've got your
dossier here.
He taps Al's
cranium. Al nods.
CYBIL
I was lucky. I work
hard. I got juice. And ...soon as I get
back, I'll put in a good word for you two.
She looks from one
to the other.
CYBIL
Where we going?
AL
You don't like
me.
CYBIL